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•   Richard Bonnet  7/27
•   Arlene Soares (Bridgeman)  7/27
•   Judie Sherwood (Elliott)  7/29
•   Barbara Bailey (Laird)  7/30
•   Sheila Murphy (Bradshaw)  7/30
•   Ann Campbell (Riegler)  8/1
•   Roger Arens  8/3
•   Wally Burfine  8/6
•   Thomas Maddock  8/6
•   Dorothy Crenshaw (Cady)  8/7
•   Axel Steuch  8/9
•   Madeline Kornhauser (MacCuish)  8/10
•   Jean Lamar  8/11
•   Lynne Davis (Vandercook)  8/12
•   Sandra (Sandy) Anderson (Cope)  8/15
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Cubberley Senior High School
Class Of 1959


Cubberley Cougars Class of '59


                   55th Year Reunion October 4th 2014


Class of '59 is keeping it's promise to meet again in five years!

So, save the date for October 4th at the home of Mike Couch. Of course, if more of you opt in, we may need to move to a larger venue!

We all had friends we missed at the last reunion, so let's all get on board with finding those 'missing links' for this one.  Time's a wastin'.

Mike Couch and Mike Fleishman are heading up the 55thReunion.  Mike Fleishman is handling the communication for the event but we'll also be sending out posts here. You can register to attend in the link in the left menu - 55th reunion.




Sandy Hunt Gordon  Seagulls in Flight, Yachats

submitted by jim gould class of '60. he calls it  'spal champs'.


Truth For Mature Humans

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. Was learning cursive really necessary

Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic church, but the priest stops him in the vestibule and says 'you really shouldn't come in here. They call you the God particle, and that's sacreligious'. The Higgs Boson says to the priest 'don't be ridiculous, without me, you wouldn't be able to have Mass.


O proud left foot, that ventures quick within

Then soon upon a backward journey lithe

Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:

Command sinistral pedistal to writhe.

Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,

A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.

To spin! A wilde release from heaven’s yoke.

Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.

The Hoke, the poke – banish now thy doubts

Verily, I say, ‘tis what it’s all about.



Where did "piss poor" come from ?

Us older people need to learn something new every day..

Just to keep the grey matter tuned up.

Where did "Piss Poor" come from?

Interesting History.

They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot

And then once it was full it was taken and sold to the tannery....

if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor".

But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot...

They "didn't have a pot to piss in" and were the lowest of the low.

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature

Isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.

Here are some facts about the 1500s

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May,

And they still smelled pretty good by June. However, since they were starting to smell,

Brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.

Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water.

The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water,

Then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children.

Last of all the babies.

By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.

Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the Bath water!"

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath.

It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals

(mice, bugs) lived in the roof.

When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof.

Hence the saying, "It's raining cats and dogs."

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.

This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings

Could mess up your nice clean bed.

Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection.

That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.

Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery

In the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing.

As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door,

It would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way.

Hence: a thresh hold.

(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire.

Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables

And did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers

In the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day.

Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while.

Hence the rhyme:

"Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old".

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special.

When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off.

It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon.."

They would cut off a little to share with guests

And would all sit around and chew the fat.

Those with money had plates made of pewter.

Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death.

This happened most often with tomatoes,

so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status.

Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle,

and guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky.

The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days.

Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial.

They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around

and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up.

Hence the custom; "of holding a wake".

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people.

So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave.

When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive.

So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell.

Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift.) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be,

"saved by the bell" or was "considered a dead ringer".

And that's the truth.

Now, whoever said History was boring!!!

So get out there and educate someone! ~~~

Share these facts with a friend.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering,

'What the heck happened?'

We'll be friends until we are old and senile.

Then we'll be new friends.


it gives your face something to do!



 Subject: Lipstick in Schools 
 According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington
was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls
were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was
fine, but after they put on their lip stick, they would press their lips to
the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day
the girls would put them back.

Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She
called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance
man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem
for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just
imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she
asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and
cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on
the mirror.

There are teachers ... and then there are educators




A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.


As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's hiney. It's the tortoise life for me!

1.. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

2.. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.

3.. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

4.. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.


And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so. Yeah, right!  I think NOT!

I'm retired. Go around me.


God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.


Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:

1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.

3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

5. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.

6. If all is not lost, where is it?

7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

8. Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.

10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

12. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.

14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.

15. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone want to play chess?

16. Its not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.

17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm hereafter!

19. Funny, I don't remember being absent-minded.





Only a person in West Virginia could think of this. 

From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story.  Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Clarksburg, WV after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. 

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.  After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. 

He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. 

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. 

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. 

At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road. 
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. 

To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. 

This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.'

'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck.  'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'


A senior reports:
I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said "Remove cap and push up bottom." I can barely walk but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.





First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assue that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.This gives two possibilities:

  1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct; leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'

Proof That Men Have A Great Memory 

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband 
is not in bed. She put on her robe and goes downstairs to 
look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with 
a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep 
thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear 
from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. 
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, 
"Why are you down here at this time of night?" 
The husband looks up from his coffee, "It's the 20th 
Anniversary of the day we met". 
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up. 
The husband continues, "Do you remember 20 years ago 
when we started dating? I was 18 and you were only 16," he says solemnly. 
Once again, the wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. 
"Yes, I do" she replies. 
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. 
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?" 
"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. 
The husband continued. "Do you remember when he 
shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry 
my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years?" 
"I remember that, too", she replied softly. 
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, 
"I would have gotten out today."